No, your Momma doesn't work here, but if she did I am sure that you would behave differently.
Being a safe, mature adult means following safe work procedures when nobody is looking so you can go home every day without injury to your family and friends. If your Momma worked with you, she would make sure you did the right thing or else. The problem is your Momma isn’t here to watch out for you. It’s time to get some character! Character is what you do when nobody is watching (especially Momma).
Read Carl's and Deb's article titled Your Momma doesn't work here! Published by ISE Magazine in 2010, or read it at Safetytopics.com http://safetytopics.com/your-momma-doesnt-work-here/